Remmy’s Review of SAMSON

Samson 2018, PG-13 The writing of this fairy tale was less than par, within the first minute, Samson and his kin steals corn of all things. Corn that came into existence on Turtle Island, now known as the United States, there was no way they had corn in the Philistine countries. In the first hour we see the Philistines with acres of corn stalks. Not likely.

But keeping this fairy tale going,  the story of David and Goliath (Goliath being a Philistine) so the bible says, but Goliath was the son of the Nephilim one hunred years after Samson, or so we are told. An ogre with no education, he was dumb and like all of the ogres of old, which either were trained to be warriors or used as cattle. Like most ogres, they are not that bright, and they have a short temper. Can you name a famous American that has those traits and is over six foot tall? Granted not all Ogres are this dumb or bad, but they all have short tempers, must be a lack of oxygen to the brain to create seratonin.

Hercules is the same. They say his father was Zeus (Greek mythology) was actually the son of another Nephilim.  Then comes Samson, (Hebrew) and you find that there are many similarities in the stories Coincidences or lies?

Every country wants their heroes. Even Americans have their fictitious heroes, but the human spirit wants a hero that will save us from the injustices of the hierarchy that runs the world. As in almost all Christian stories, there are always the evil women to bring a man down.

Although the writing was terrible because they did not use historical knowledge of the time period nor did they use any logic, the acting was almost good, the photography was excellent and the directing and editing standard, I thought it was a good movie. I rate this 3 out of 5 stars but remember all of the stories are pure fiction, and this is where Marvel and D.C. got their ideas for heroes. Of course you are ordered to believe this fairy tale or risk going to hell for not being a believer, or so we are told.

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2 thoughts on “Remmy’s Review of SAMSON

  1. Steven Fritchie

    Normally I like movies dealing with history or mythology. This film is trying to present itself as history but fails. This film was made by Pureflix, a Christian-based company. The only thing “pure” about this movie is the erasing of sex and the lack of blood in the fight scenes. Not to say that I would have liked to have seen these elements, but it would have made the movie more realistic.
    I agree that the scenery and production was good. The acting was fine considering the big names they were able to sign up for this film. I agree with Remmy’s choice of three stars for this sanitized piece of propaganda.

  2. PaulM

    This looks like a big budget movie that went wrong. From the review it seems historically inaccurate which is a shame. I can’t seem to get it over here just yet, maybe that is a good thing ?

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