My brother was, and sometimes still is, a complete pain in the backside and used to annoy me a whole lot when we were younger. When he had his friend over it was even worse, and they used to annoy me even more when I was trying to do things or play games. Don’t get me wrong they weren’t nasty just annoying and I needed to get back at them so me and Remmy came up with a plan!
We needed something that would show that if you wanted to mess with me be prepared to suffer the consequences, but it also had to be funny and make them think at the same time.
When they were asleep I went into their bedroom very quietly with a spray bottle. I carefully climbed onto the bed, so as not to wake them, and stood over them with the spray bottle in my hand. I was naked, which was usual, and started to spray them as they were sound asleep. I continued spraying them both until woke from their sleep. As they woke up bleary eyed they saw me standing there, willy in hand, laughing at them.
You can imagine their reaction as they jumped out of bed, thinking they were covered in pee, and ran into the bathroom screaming and shouting. I ran back to my bedroom, threw the sprayer under my bed, and pretended to be asleep. My dad obviously heard the noise and came looking to see what the matter was. When he came to look I denied everything. of course, and as I had only sprayed tap water the bed was dry when he investigated.
Strangely enough they didn’t seem to bother me for a while after that.