There is a pond in Florida that has been there for over 420 years. The current owner is Jedidiah a 76 year old veteran. Over a time the old man turned it into a swimming hole, putting in lawn furniture, orange and lime trees, and a wading pool for his grandchildren.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
Jedidiah frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up Jedidiah said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”
Some old men can still think fast!!
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