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My Mom went  to the doctor.

doctor explaining diagnosis to her female patient

doctor explaining diagnosis to mom

“Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week mom goes back. I sit quietly holding my nose
When your mom farts

When your mom farts

“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts – although still silent – stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

3 Thoughts on “Mom Goes to the Doctor

  1. pauly10 on March 16, 2016 at 12:33 pm said:

    Lol, I’m telling your mum 😛

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