When we were little I loved playing ball of any kind, including the silly English football/soccer. Paul was not so good at it, and by middle school, even though the rest of us played constantly, Paul would opt out. I always thought Paul wanted to be an actor. After all, I have plenty of pictures of him in front of a camera posing for would-be directors. The following video will explain all that I said above plus so much more.

To be fair, England is not a place most people would want to live, unless you have a big nose, big ears, and are Anglo-Saxon, the weather is horrendous. Which makes me wonder why Paul the brilliant BFF physicist, that graduated with honors in five years, with a Masters degree, still lives there. Just so you know, in England you have to have a big nose so you can breathe at all because the weather clogs your sinuses, and your ears, so that alone makes plenty of sense.

When the Romans went to Rome, they wondered how genetics would make such ugly people. The Romans were not defeated in England, they left because they couldn’t stand the terrible tattoos, and atrocious body painting of the people there, and even though they tried, they could not get those Anglo-Saxons to bathe, just horrible, so yes they left post-haste!

Alas, but Paul was cute, had a normal nose and regular ears. Just adorable. However, Paul gets lost in his backyard (yes there is a touch of exaggeration there but get him in school and he is lost for hours.) The bad thing about NOT being Anglo-Saxon, like Paul, is that you constantly have sinus problems and colds, which proves he is not Anglo-Saxon, I would think more Welsh since he spells funny.

Okay enough of that, this gif file shows everything I said and more. Play it over and over again and laugh until you cry. I do NOT make this stuff up!





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5 Thoughts on “Growing up with Football

  1. Steven Fritchie on May 21, 2018 at 8:05 am said:

    Very funny, but to be fair, I am not great at sports either. This gif could just have been about me too. As for the big nose and ears, my acquaintance with Brits is very limited. The only one I can say fits the description would be Ringo Starr. 🙂

  2. Remmy2013 on May 21, 2018 at 8:26 am said:

    I guess you forgot the Royal Family, I am sure you have noticed Prince Charles nose and ears, geez everyone else in the world has seen them! And if the GIF would be about you are you telling us all that you are an over-acting debutant as well? hmmm, Steven, notice how Paul falls, yet does not get dirty? What does that tell you?

  3. pauly10 on May 21, 2018 at 11:16 am said:

    Oh, you are so funny. 😛

  4. Mel Leach on May 21, 2018 at 4:25 pm said:

    Okay, so maybe I’m just a dumb girl, but it sounds like you’re just making fun of Paul. But the gif is cute.

  5. Remmy2013 on May 21, 2018 at 4:26 pm said:

    No comment on the girly thing, but I was teasing Paul and England.

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