I am almost 26. I lost most my teeth when I was 14. So this year the dentist says it is time to get you a full set of teeth. I have been without them for so long that today I asked him if I could eat nuts. He said I could. I said can I eat sunflower seeds. He said I could. I was quiet while they were preparing the plastic teeth (a mold).
Then he put them in my mouth and I gag. He pulls them out right away and proceeds to grind them on a machine.
I am looking forever at the table they prepared. It looks like something out of the Stone Age (photo 1). Notice the Bunsen burner looking thing and the green lighter. I asked the doctor’s helper if those things were going to be used on me. He assured me they weren’t. I didn’t believe him. So I took a photo for evidence. Then the doctor stuck the fake teeth in my mouth again. I gagged a little but not hardly was much as the first time.
I took another picture. He turns and looks and me and smiles, I said what is so funny? He said no one will believe those were taken in a dentist’s office.
I sat back in the chair. I grinned, I said “I have over 100,000 readers, I guarantee they will believe me!”