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For Pauls Thirtieth Birthday

Happy Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you!

Your bum may not stink

But your feet and shoes do!

Happy Happy Birthday

We wish you the best

May you get more gifts than the rest

Happy happy birthday

It’s your day today

So eat some jellied eel

And maybe some beef burgers

and some Brussel Sprouts too.

Remember to do all your posts

And we hope you were kind to the kids

‘Cause they need love too

Happy Happy birthday

It all comes around

We don’t want to say you’re old

But Mount Everest is bowing down

You are our favorite English boy

But you don’t look like old Prince Charles

You’re still young enough to get yourself a crown

Of hair, that is, before it is too late.

Happy birthday to you!