In the ice age boys and girls knew to keep their wieners warm all the time. However in this modern ice age, brought about by global warming that many of you refuse to acknowledge, it seems there is an epidemic of frozen wieners being sent to the emergency rooms all over the world.

This must stop, and it is my duty as a responsible citizen to get the news out. Frozen wieners are not fun, they can crack and break and never work again. Please take this serious. This is why you do not find wieners in the arctic or Antarctic!

Think of it, no more petting them, no more playing with them, no more sharing them with friends, no more hugs and kisses. Yes this is for your benefit. Never take your wiener out in the cold, if there is snow on the ground, remember your wiener may be short but the wind can still freeze it. Pay attention to your surroundings. A cold electric fence will rip your wiener off in the cold, so do not let your wiener pee on one! BE CAREFUL!

Let’s face it wieners can be small, cute, warm, cuddly and loving, don’t let anything hurt your wiener, you may only get one in your life, treat it well. At all costs, keep your warm and fuzzy warm and fuzzy!

 

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8 Thoughts on “Boys know this and girls should too!

  1. lol, I was wondering where this story was going….

  2. Steven Fritchie on December 20, 2015 at 9:38 am said:

    Nice double entendre, but saying that “girls have weiners” sort of gave it away. 🙂 It was still funny in a serious way, though.

    • Remmy2013 on December 20, 2015 at 10:01 am said:

      I was trying not to be sexist, however through the ages girls have had wieners to take care of 😛

      • Steven Fritchie on December 20, 2015 at 6:56 pm said:

        Yes, they are called “husbands”. Hugs!

        • Remmy2013 on December 21, 2015 at 1:29 pm said:

          Well how sexist you are. you didn’t bring up all the moms taking care of their little wieners they gave birth too. Oh you are incredible Steven! Think. Girls have wieners to protect alas, the reason behind the article.Girls can have wiener dogs too and what part of this article says different?

          • Steven Fritchie on December 21, 2015 at 6:34 pm said:

            I give up! I did not mean to sound sexist; I was trying to be funny. I guess it would have made more sense if I had put it in quotes. I was trying to play on the double meaning of wiener. I’m sorry for sounding “nasty”. Paul was right when he said that he wondered where you were going with this. The picture explains that, but you have to admit that it would have been just as funny if you had been talking about the other sort of wiener (but it wouldn’t have made sense). I know that you’re not that kind of guy, so, once again, I’m sorry.

  3. Remmy2013 on December 21, 2015 at 8:57 pm said:

    Yes, well Steven, this is Remmy, think angelic not naughty. . . then laugh all the way home. 😛 I thought you were funny but everyone reads different than what I write, so had to be sure.

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